A jist of a strange and savage 2016

It feels like 2016 has just been a day long. Strange and savage things have been taken place all through the year. The very few incidents that I remember, solely because of mom’s almond prescription, goes as follows:
With the beginning of the fiscal year, began the creation of blockbusters in bollywood.

 The Pakistani prince charming and the tall, fair and deadly actor of bollywood came up with Kapoor and sons in march, which was a big hit, I believe. All the hype and attention the prince charming recieved for his looks in his debut movie came down and disappointed his fans as he looked like a ‘boy’ and not a man in his second release. Poor Prince! 

I have realised that our politicians desperately want to hit the limelight every few days and for that they come up with wonderful schemes! Soon Mr AK 49 came up with a smart formula to avoid pollution called the odd – even rule, but to his shock, it didn’t really work. Poor Delhites! 

The Diamond birthstone month coincidently took up the matter of Kohinoor Diamond. Inorder to be the talk of the nation,the modi govt. decided to bring our prestige back to our country. Then few days later the chief justice of India gave out a statement – “India should not claim Kohinoor as it was neither stolen nor forcibly taken away. It was handed over by Maharaja Ranjit Singh to the East India company.” The govt. itself is perplexed about the diamond and then wishes to bring it back, I wonder what happens to the diamond?! Poor nation! 

Towards the mid may, Apple , one of the most expensive companies, decides to launch a develpoment office in our country, and guess where in the nation? in Hyderabad, a moment of pride for us, I believe, a good tenure Mr Rao. 
“Kuch din ka bhoot” – a line which I think is apt for this instance, Pokemon Go Fever! I ponder how people come up with such creative games where kt results in deaths of humans. July would have been all about Pokemon go but just then our “bhai” decided to steal the limelight away from this new game and thus came up with a very beautiful movie “Sultan”. It is really worth a watch! 
Our athletes have made us proud by winning silver and brawns in Rio 2016. A big salute to PV Sindhu and Sakshi Malik for their exceptional performances. 
Just when we were celebrating our proud moment, our neighbouring friends/enemies/ or whatever you call them decided to attack and ruin our celebration, just when our martyrs saved us from them. What a grief, one human kills another for materialistic pleasures. Inhuman behaviour I say. Talking about inhuman behaviour, just when I was scrolling my newsfeed, I read an article which says ‘a man killed a pregnant dog and then raped it.’ What a pathetic plight?!

Soon days passed and then 
 “The demonestation phase” began. 

A shocking news revealed by our PM in one of his speeches, it said about the ban of 500 and 1000 Rupees notes . Just when few were blessing him while few were cursing him for cutting their pockets , we forgot that he was making sure to keep UP elections in his pockets! What a smart move to ban the shades of red and green and to come up with shades of pink during this time. 

A politician will always remain a politician.

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